We've been writing down his funny and sweet comments over the last year and I have just not posted them yet....they are in chronilogical order from 3-4 years.
*"I have Diego underwear on!!!" to the unknown ladies across the parking lot.
*Mom: "Do you know where God lives?"
Kaleb: "No"
Mom: "In heaven"
Kaleb: " I want to go to heaven tonight, Mommy"
*"When I grow up, I'm going to be a Great Bad guy"
*sniff, sniff..."I smell puma"
* Kaleb talking to an older man from church..."What happened to your hair?...Did a tiger lick it off?"
*Dad as he's leaving the bedroom: "Goodnight"
Kaleb: "Don't let the hyena's bite"
* Kaleb: "I only work on Tuesdays"
Mom: "Mommy and Daddy help people's booboos at work. What do you do at work?"
Kaleb: " I protect Sophie from Tigers"
* Mom: " Kaleb, where did you get these booboos on your back?"
Kaleb: "Well, I got this one from riding hippos in India and I got this one in Africa. The Joker was chasing an elephant and I whooshed in and it got me with it's tusk."
* "My tummy's telling me it's not hungry anymore"
* Kaleb's shirt got stuck on his head while he was taking it off and he declared,
"I AM WOMAN!!"
Mom: "Kaleb, do you know what woman is?"
Kaleb: " No, what is woman?"
* Listening to Dave Matthews Band in the car...(Jason's favorite band)
Kaleb: "Wow, this music is fast, but they can't sing very good"
* while walking into the hospital, " I think I hear an E-cock"
Mom: " Kaleb, Do you mean Peacock?"
* "You like pickles? I like pickles! We can be best friends!"
* after hitting his funny bone, "Ouch, my bone is all mad inside"
Mom: "Oh, Is your arm asleep?"
Kaleb: " yea, his eyes are closed like this (1/2 way closing his eyes)"
* Mom: "Ouch, I just got bit by a mosquito"
Kaleb: "Mom, you need to have good skin-muscle like me"
* K: "God made big people and Jesus made the brothers"
Dad: "Kaleb, did God make you a good brother?"
Kaleb: "No, God made Chase a good brother"
*Mom: "Kaleb, I have to call work really quick"
Kaleb: "Does work talk and have skin?"
* singing "Jesus loves me this I know, EIEIO"
* Cousin Nylah crying in the car because she can't hear the movie b/c of heavy rain.
Kaleb: "You should ask God and Jesus to stop the rain"
So, Nylah prays and literally 5 min later it stops raining. Soon, Nylah begins to cry again b/c a toy hits her in the face...and cries and cries..
Kaleb: "Nylah, you better stop crying or God and Jesus are going to make it rain again"
Although, 3 is a hard year discipline-wise...it was a year full of discovery and laughter...Kaleb has really slowed down w/ his funny comments but I'm sure there will be more to post later.